Paris and the plummeting pound

Matt and I had a romantic weekend get away in early December - beautiful hotel on the Ile St Louis in Paris, foul weather, and lots of, well, nothing. We ate well, slept well (except for the first night when a rutting couple howled like the eponymous monkeys, intermittently from midnight until 6, due no [...]

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Caldey Island Lavender

I’m not the most settled of sleepers, so lavender is amongst many of my friends in trying to find a better shut-eye rhythm at night. Hops, valerian - you’ve had your turn too. So that, along with the five star rating from Turinia (thanks, Jonathan Meade), had me pop very few pennies for a bottle [...]

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Manly Trio

I’m going to try to write about perfume, but I’m fuming at the moment. The kitchen looks like it’s been set up for a toddler group’s first experience of paddling - puddles everywhere. There’s a leak under the sink I can’t seem to fix cuz the u-bend join keeps fu messing up and no amount [...]

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Dithering and Deferral

Do you put off buying things for no good reason other than you can? Or do you just buy on impulse? I used to be the total buy on impulse type, but slowly I’ve been a-changing and now, well, now, I procrastinate.
 
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Top Ten of Fall

Yep, it’s that time again — Fall’s Top 10.   As usual we’re going to cheat it.  Here are some of the ways to welcome fall–
Skanky - you knew we’d start here, didn’t you?  If you’ve been holding back because of the warmer weather, now’s the time to break out your favorite cumin-rich, musk-ridden, armpit-redolent scents.  [...]

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Poivre 23 winners

The blog was down when I was around yesterday, so no real post today. Plus, I have a cold that has now managed to block up my sinuses and destroy my sense of smell - the words of wisdom (ha) about Dzongkha, Baume du Doge and other Duchaufour marvels will have to wait. As will [...]

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Le Labo Poivre 23

I’m a country bumpkin. It’s official. I’m used to beautiful landscapes, but I’m struck dumb nowadays, whenever I head into London, by the beautiful people who surround me. It is a such contrast to where I live, I’m sure (except for Matt, of course!). I really feel it. I had to wait for 15 minutes [...]

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A disappointment, a delight, a rediscovery

I really like Parfums d’Empire. Cuir Ottoman was lovely, Fougere Bengale interesting, and Ambre Russe the largest amber I know (and unwearable for me, but ymmv). I haven’t sniffed Yuzu Fou, their other latest release, but I’ve now tried Aziyade. The richness of Ottoman Turkey turns out to be this - supermarket brand cola spilled [...]

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Ménage à trois: The Party in Manhattan

No, this will not be an account, Woody Allen style, of confused and neurotic love bumblings in the Big Apple. Nor will it be a warts and all exposé of sexual shenanigans in your favourite scent store. Instead it’s a one-off three way perfume review from Patty, March and I. Hope you’re not too disappointed.
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Growing stuff, by Lee

I like it. Growing stuff, that is. Today I had a general tidy of the allotment, which meant:

Squishing caterpillars. I used to relocate them from my cabbages in some right-on, hippyish vein, but I realised I had to relocate thousands, and got bored of being beardy. I now squeeze them between my gloved and [...]

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What I did in the summer - by Lee, aged 39 and 11 months (almost)

My summer isn’t yet over (all of August off work), so it’s fair to say I’m being a little previous (as my ma would say) with my title. Still, I’m reminded of those turgid and asinine assignments teachers would set in primary school to fill some time while they got their act together. In my [...]

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Ten thoughts about perfume and its people

1) Scentaholics are a curious breed. Seemingly feeling things more strongly than the mainstream, their faces show reactions to smells that for most would be hyperbole. For us, the curious few, those faces are normality.
2) Alongside this tendency to feel things strongly, many scent fans also express things in intense …

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Woof

My excitement over perfume has gone away for a while. At the moment its plants - including vegetables and fruiting ones, of course - and dogs. Again. Forgive this digression.

Dogs. In particular, Hungarian wirehaired vizslas (or vizslak, if you want to be grammatically correct). Gawd, I love ‘em. Temperament, energy, …

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Trumpet tootling

I’m having a busy week. We have very close friends staying with us, it’s seed planting time, and there’s work. So today I’m recycling on the blog. Climate change and all that.

In January, a journalist contacted perfumeposse wanting some copy for an article to be published in the Spring / …

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Niche Nasties

Okay, I’m dashing in today. Training teachers, writing curriculum material, implementing improvement plans - I have no room left for work folks! I’m all about the smells and the plants, people. Wish my bank would understand. So work it is, and hence the brief(ish) post today.

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Scented milestones

In As You Like It (one of my favourites, just for the pure gender play frolics of Rosalind as Ganymede), Jacques famously talks of the seven ages of man, in his standard less-than-chirpy terms, the great big sulky drawers. 400 years ago, people’s lives were a lot shorter, and Jacques …

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What time is it?

Summer time?

All the time?

Even more all the time?

Part-time?

Closing time?

Are you sure it isn’t closing time?

Trippy time?

Hammer time?

Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme?

Just Rosemary and Thyme?

No, silly! It’s none of those. It’s time to announce the winners, that’s what time it is…

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Making room

Three days until March - which in my book is officially spring. Yahooeeey! Now I know some of you poor folk are shrouded in snow and permafrost yet, but here daffodils are all opened up, leafbuds are swelling ready to burst, the sap is rising so fast it’s almost …

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Comfort time

It’s the fag end of winter, though the weather here is doing its usual end-of-season last gasp - sharp morning frost, freezing fog, but then glorious sunshine from midmorning onwards. I thought winter had bypassed us once more, but Jack Frost has been nipping at the windows and burning incipient …

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Mona di Orio’s Amyitis

I fell in love with Mona di Orio’s scents quite some time ago when a lovely internet friend in the Netherlands sent me some samples, including a large decant of Oiro, her richly brocaded jasmine and sunlight glitterball. I now own three - Lux, Carnation, Nuit Noire. Two I bought …

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Mainstream and Morris

Apologies to all non-American and non-UK residents here, as this post assumes, stupidly, that you live in either place. I do actually know lots of you don’t. But I’m writing about American ‘fumes today.

I know we’re two nations divided by a common language, but sometimes I just don’t get why …

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Anniversary cravings

29 January 1992. Another dreary winter day struggled to dawn; he did too, for an early tutorial about his research project. By mid-afternoon, he was sitting in the English common room, pretending to read. Interests and concerns at this point in time: 1) Literary theory, particularly fancypants poststructuralist stuff with …

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Off topic ramble

I tried to write about perfume, honest, but other things got in the way.

On Saturday, we went out to have a meal with a couple of friends, chew the cud, the usual stuff. I’d been perky all day but found myself getting quieter and quieter as evening progressed. I seemed …

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Perfume Posse Scent Club - Incense

I don’t frequent perfume forums (fora?) as much as I used to, but I know that, alongside the ‘What (never Which…) colognes do chicks really dig?’ style questions, another frequent one, sometimes in poll form, is ‘Who do you wear scents for?’

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Review: Comme Des Garcons Luxe Patchouli and 888

I’m not feeling brilliant but I need to write a review - I’ve been dithering with other stuff here for way too long. But, given my febrile state, there’ll be no preamble (other than this, erm, meta-preamble), no discussion of CDG’s quirks and funny spots, no anecdotal asides. Well, that’s …

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Happy New Year

My new year’s resolution? To sort out my damascones from my ethyls from my ionones. That’s right folks - better living through chemistry. And I’m intent on studying, at the molecular level.

What’s yours?

I’m still busy with the last of the holiday whirlwind, but I’ve just enough time to say hop …

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Once at Patty’s Perfume Posse

(Sung to the tune of ‘Once in Royal David’s City’)

Once at Patty’s Perfume Posse
arrived a silly chap named Lee,
where two women, wise and gifted
wrote on perfume, all for free:
Patty was the first of these,
March joined in, composed with ease.

He admired their words and writings,
grew to love their tastes and …

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Decisions, decisions

First off, I forgot to tell you who the Menardo winner was from two weeks back. It was you, Joan. Expect an email asking for your address sometime soon. I’ll also throw a sample of Jubilation XXV in there too.

I want to write about Jubilation XXV, but I’m holding off …

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Holiday Scent Club: Winter Delice and Theorema

She watched the snow fall, large gobbets of flakes clinging together in clumps, settling on the window ledge, only inches from her face. Her sighing breath formed a neat round oh on the glass, slowly shrunk and disappeared, only to be replaced by its successor. She sighed more heavily and …

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I *heart* Menardo

My title says it all, and it’s no secret cos I mentioned it a month ago. But I have love affairs with many perfumers, and most don’t last four weeks, or sustain that love over more than two perfumes. As a preamble, I’ll list one or two of them who …

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Here Come the Girls

Two things this week. First though, my internet connection is glitchy which means I’ve lost two versions of this post somewhere in the ether. Oh well, third time lucky.

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Although I often have difficulty being a proud Brit (all sorts of reasons why, but neither time or space right now my …

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Patience

… is the name of the new fragrance by little known Portuguese house Para errar e humano, and I was lucky enough to score a sample by first pimping my body to the highest bidder, then abseiling from the Houses of Parliament, and finally parading naked from John O’Groats to …

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November mists

Sometimes the real heat of summer is best summed up by visuals that are almost abstract. When it swelters, cars can lift off the ground, people’s heads separate from their bodies, their shoulders widening, then wobbling, before returning to true. Trees quiver as though root-rocked by a terrible storm and …

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New sniffs on the block

Hey, thanks for checking in. You’ve probably noticed there’s not much here right now. That’s because I’ll be typing this whilst most of you are still asleep in bed. Please check back later. Love you.

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What I’m loving

A brief post, with a brief overview, of things I’m briefly, or lengthily, loving.

Matt bought me some filing boxes - lovely little faux suede beauties - for my decants and samples. It’s a delight to have things organised alphabetically by house. Next, I’ll be wanting all those little bitty vials …

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Un Brin de Reglisse

Lavender and licorice. Whilst these two alliterative notes may not exactly plunge all and sundry into scented horror, they’re unlikely to top the list of favourites for any but a handful of weirdos (and I mean that as a compliment, I guess). I know quite a few scentaholics who dislike …

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Put em up! It’s the men’s scents knock out roustabout!

LAYdeez and GENulMEN! Roll up! Roll up! It’s take down time! Who’s gonna be the winnaah of the department store dust up? Which scent’s got the cojones to KO the other fumes with a quick one-two of the ole atomiser? Which of these here puppies’ll be loving you long time, …

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Unisex Man: born to notshop

I don’t make a secret of it: I’m a crap shopper. Unless I’m with a fellow fragnatic and can talk and explore, I don’t much get the idea of wandering from store to store, perusing product. Shopping’s only good with company, and then only for smells. If I’m in a …

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The boy goes weekly

We fourplayed for quite some time, didn’t we? To be honest, it wasn’t always a fourway thing - once in a while, one of us would be away, but in general we managed to keep it going. Much to Patty’s generosity I might add - those samples didn’t often …

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Best of British

There I was, waxing lyrical somewhere or the other about how much I love the autumn, and here I am now, nursing a cold, watching the teeming rain through the sash window as it makes the giant oat grass bow down under its weight. Hello, weather gods! I meant autumn …

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Empirical Investigation

One of my aims in life is to keep Patty happy with smell pleasures, and my samples up for review today will be winging their way across the Atlantic as you read this - if I can dare to part with them, that is. Because, for these past five days, …

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Undercover perfumisto

I’ve gendered that silly word above, but feel somehow it’s still not right. Oh well.

I started a new job last week. For thirteen years, I’ve been at the chalkface / whiteboard / interactive digital medium, facing pupils / students / a learning focused (ha!) client base. Now, instead, I’m working …

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Generous with the Samples

Before I get onto today’s topic, please tell me why I am so suddenly craving a sniff of the new Parfum d’Empire scents? - especially the horsey one and the Bengal Fougere… Oh yeah, baby! They’re not out yet (September sometime I think), yet I GODDAM NEED ‘EM TO BE, …

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Sniffing with Louise, and a U-turn

Louise is a regular blog-commenter here (and if you think this blog is all about the posts, and not the comments, you’ve gone wrong somewhere. No offence, team, but them there posters add a little spice to my life and I’d be lost without ‘em), and she happened to be …

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Allotting time

Dear friends

I’m a little late in posting today. I’ll tell you why…

When I woke this morning, the sun was shining. Now, in our dismal northern European summer, this year that’s been a rare event. I drew back the curtains and did a little boogie at the day. It must be …

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Marchless Fourplay

This time round, we’re hitting you with a Bertrand Duchaufour double whammy, care of l’Artisan Parfumeur: two arguably masculine numbers - the hazelnut, liquorice, cedar and honey blend of Mechant Loup; the papyrus, pink pepper and vetiver blend of Timbuktu.

 What do we all think?

 First up, Mechant Loup:

Patty:  Mechant Loup is …

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Deferment, with an aside on neckties.

If forced to pigeonhole ourselves according to the Couples’ Lifestyles, Lifechoices and Lifehabits Categorisation System ™, Matt would probably class me as the risk-taking impulsive partner and himself as the more Steady Eddie type. He always knows what’s in his bank account; I rarely look. He makes checklists to give …

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Cue the Fireworks

Dear Friends
May I take this opportunity to send you my commiserations. You threw the tea in the harbour (please note the CORRECT spelling) and ended up with Lipton’s; you fought for freedom on your streets and pavements, and ended up with sidewalks; you pronounce ‘vase’ and ‘herb’ ridiculously. Still, you …

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